Love Is Total Randomness

Oct 09

j5h:

me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me:
me:
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner

Wtf

Oct 09

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

lol way to true

Oct 09

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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Lol

Oct 09

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

Lmao so true

Oct 09

fvming:

I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it

Oct 09
connorfranta:

(x)
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